HAMSTERBALLS
pronounced as ‘hamsterballs’, fool.
Definitions:
1. A hamster in the shape of the ball. While it is not a common sight in recent years, several species of hamsters have the ability to decide between growing into a normal hamster and growing into the shape of a ball at a very young age. Once decided, the process is irreversible. Hamsters which choose to adopt the shape of a sphere will curl up at about 2 months of age for up to a week in order to allow the bones to harden, permanently fixing them in that pathetic position. They cannot move any part of their bodies save their eyes and their mouths. Fully dependent on wind/gravity/earthquakes for movement, most of them are unable to find food, water and shelter and die within 4 months. Fortunate ones are usually those that get picked up by wandering gypsies. They’re taken to markets and sold in packets of about 15, similar to the way large marbles are sold. The current market price for one such packet is US$6.50.
2. A common mispelling of “hamsters’ balls”.
3. Hamsters boiled on bamboo sticks in water or curry sauce. Like fishballs, you know?
4. My second email address. Well actually it was hamzterballz@hotmail.com. It’s not in use now, so don’t bother spamming it.
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haha. i still havent quite figured out why i created this blog. maybe coz wordpress is cool. maybe coz i’m being impulsive since i just realised everyone not living in Africa has a blog. but anyway, i’m determined at this point to make an effort to make this blog last longer than all my previous blogspot blogs (~6 days, ~17 days, and ~37 days respectively).
later,
jeff
You do realise that there are computers in Africa and therefore you are double the loser seeing how they too have blogs and email addresses. I know this because I’ve been there.
Also, you suck.
sorry, your argument is invalid because you are not registered as a disputable minesweeper flags champion.
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