goodbye, ringo

ahh! formula one in singapore in September 2008! that means i should be able to catch it live in singapore.

apparently it’s going to be a downtown night race. hmm. interesting, considering F1 cars have no headlights.

since i’m not able to inflict any damage on structures of the country which exiled me, i’ve got high hopes for the 20 or 22 missiles on wheels. here’s the list of targets for high speed impacts (in order of priority):

1. SUPREME COURT! someone please drive up the entrance at 300km/h!

2. raffles hotel. just pretend to experience an a suspension failure when making the bend. 100km/h into the long bar!

3. turn the iconic Fountain of Wealth into a Fountain of Filth by sacrificing 2 or 3 cars to the pit. if your car survives the fall, consider making a rush for the curry rice stall in the foodcourt. it gave me diarrhea the last time i ate there.

4. for the sake of entertainment while you’re at it, make a detour before the finishing line. head down east coast parkway at full speed and take out the IR.

5. victoria concert hall.

6. city hall mrt station.

7. if there’re any extra vehicles available, check out the grandstand. i’m pretty sure there’ll be a bunch of guys in white. drive into them. the next day will be a better day for all singaporeans.

that’ll be a spectacular finale for the first singaporean F1 grand prix ever. i’ll be watching it. will you?

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in other news, my beloved hamster passed away a while ago. =( at least i could catch a glimpse of him over the webcam before he died. i’ll miss him. Ringo is by far the most adorable and fun hamster i’ve kept. hmm. such a pity that hamsters don’t live long. he used to be kind of fat and would just laze around the whole day, but he’s just so darn cute to watch. especially when he looks sly. maybe i’ll get another one later on…

later,

jeff